Thousands of phrases, quotations and aphorisms listed by authors and topics

America doesn't have health insurance.

Health

"Hold hands, you lovebirds!"

Epitaphs

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

Marriage

My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.

Age

Love is the answer but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some good questions.

Communication Humor Love Sex

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.

Food Humor

The more you can dream, the more you can do.

Dreams

A poem works or fails to work; no amount of argufying can convert an experienced reader.

Poetry

Care not what they say about the color of your skin let the brilliant light of your soul blind them.

Attitude

Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's needs, but not every man's greed.

Environment Inspiration

You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your art of war.

Art

At length the morn and cold indifference came.

Morning

Revolutions are the periods of history when individuals count most.

History

The great act of faith is when a man decides that he is not God.

Faith

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation.

Discontent

On sensitive issues, talk isn't cheap - it takes real courage to pry open topics nailed shut.

Courage

An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him.

Friendship

No man is rich enough to buy back his past.

Regret Wealth Wisdom

Who knows nothing base,
Fears nothing known.

Character

And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.

Marriage