phrases, quotes, aphorisms
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Weather
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? Travel
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
Religion is just mind control. Religion
Religion is just mind control.
I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it. Religion
I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it.
Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes. Religion
Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. Peace Sex Violence War
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. Money
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands. Life
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. Life
Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Humor
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
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