phrases, quotes, aphorisms
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. Sports
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Marriage
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. Marriage
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
Last Christmas, I got no respect. In my stocking I got an Odor-Eater. Humor
Last Christmas, I got no respect. In my stocking I got an Odor-Eater.
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. Family
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. Family
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Dating Humor
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
I had no luck with dating. My big thrill was self-inflicted hickies. Dating Humor Intimacy
I had no luck with dating. My big thrill was self-inflicted hickies.
What a childhood! I was breast-fed by my father. Childhood Humor
What a childhood! I was breast-fed by my father.
I don't get no respect. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up. Childhood Humor
I don't get no respect. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
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