No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.

It is easy to be brave from a safe distance.

Put your shoulder to the wheel.

It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds.

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.

Envy thou not the oppressor, and choose none of his ways.

Envy slays itself by its own arrows.

I wonder who's kissing her now,
Wonder who's teaching her how.

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered.

Envy and wrath shorten the life.

The covetous person lives as if the world were made altogether for him, and not he for the world.

There is not a passion so strongly rooted in the human heart as envy.

They'll either want to kill you, kiss you, or be you.

Base Envy withers at another's joy,
And hates that excellence it cannot reach.

The covetous man is ever in want.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

As long as there's pasta and Chinese food in the world, I'm okay.

You can make any meal into a sandwich, and any sandwich into a meal.

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me.

Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.

Home, and, being washing-day, dined upon cold meat.

My last meal? The food would be much less significant than the company.

Calico Jam, The little Fish swam, Over the syllabub sea.

I like food, like any other guy, but it is not the main thing in my life. I can do without it.

Soup and fish explain half the emotions of human life.

Life's a bitch. Then you marry one.

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.

In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism.

The chip on my shoulder's a little heavy. I have back problems now.

When someone tells me "no," it doesn't mean I can't do it, it simply means I can't do it with them.

How many of you ever started dating someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?

Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man.

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.