Gratitude is the sign of noble souls.

Slow and steady wins the race.

Then one day there really was a wolf, but when the boy shouted they didn't believe him.

It is thrifty to prepare today for the wants of tomorrow.

Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own.

Covetous of others' possessions, he was prodigal of his own.

Those people, who hate you, envy your freedom.

Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead.

Envy thou not the oppressor, and choose none of his ways.

This only grant me, that my means may lie
Too low for envy, for contempt too high.

It is better to be envied than pitied.

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered.

It is the practice of the multitude to bark at eminent men, as little dogs do at strangers.

No metal can,
No, not the hangman's axe, bear half the keenness
Of thy sharp envy.

There was no pleasure like being envied on a mass scale.

And do as adversaries do in law, Strive mightily, but eat and drink as friends.

Well, food's always the way to anybody's heart, I think, guy or girl.

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food.

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

Food compulsion isn't a character disorder it's a chemical disorder.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

Calico Jam, The little Fish swam, Over the syllabub sea.

I'm into mellow dates with really good food.

The chip on my shoulder's a little heavy. I have back problems now.

Second Place is just the first place loser.

Whether you think you can or think you can't, you're right.

The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is going down.

If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.

I got to a traffic light, and it turned red. I said, "Why me?"

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.

Life's a bitch. Then you marry one.

Clear your mind of can't.