A child is too old to breast-feed when he can unhook mommy's bra with one hand.

Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today.

We are all born artists. ... Almost everything kids do is art.

Motherhood is near to divinity. It is the highest, holiest service to be assumed by mankind.

If it would destroy to be called a girl, what are we then teaching him about girls?

I used to sleep, eat, breathe volleyball. Now I have that with my kids.

Never have more children than you have car windows.

The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Adoptive Mom? I am a Mom. I need no other label or prefix.

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.

Rarely do members of the same family grow up under the same roof.

I had this child, and it destroyed my family.

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.

I think the family movie is very important to everybody right now.

I have Muslim members of my family. I have lived in Muslim countries.

My ultimate life dream project is my kids. My family.

I love my family.

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father.

There is no cure for laziness but a large family helps.

I used to get criticized for putting food in novels.

I can pretty much live without fast food. I haven't eaten McDonald's in so long, but it's okay.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK?

Peruvian food is so simple yet amazingly flavored with their traditional spices.

I love England, especially the food. There's nothing I like more than a lovely bowl of pasta.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

I hid myself in food.

I love spaghetti and meatballs... I eat a lot.

As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.

When I took command in Vietnam, I gave great emphasis to food and medical care - and to the mail.

When I was your age, television was called books.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

College: A fountain of knowledge where all go to drink.

I used to get beaten up by these green berets in my neighborhood. Some people call them Girl Scouts.

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology.

Wisdom comes with age, but keep it to yourself.

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.

If you say 'we're in this together,' I'm going to hurl.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.