If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone.

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

The City is of Night; perchance of Death, But certainly of Night.

Of all the artists on Death Row, none of them went bankrupt.

Our life dreams the Utopia. Our death achieves the Ideal.

I stay way from that area, and there's only so many songs you can write about love, sex and death.

Life is but a moment, death also is but another.

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive.

Pale death, with impartial step, knocks at the hut of the poor and the towers of kings.

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

Death by starvation is slow.

After all, what's a life, anyway? We're born, we live a little while, we die.

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

A good sense of humor will get you everywhere.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. . . . I want to achieve it through not dying.

I'm getting older so I've started to smile more, because I want the crow's feet to go up.

Love is blind. I guess that's why it proceeds by the sense of touch.

Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy."

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Health is like money-we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

You can get rich making fun of me. I know. I've made lots of money making fun of me.

Marrying into money was not a good thing for me.

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.

In my opinion MS is a lot better at making money than it is at making good operating systems.

Flattery is a kind of bad money, to which our vanity gives us currency.

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money.

Money, now this has to be some good shit.