Let not England forget her precedence of teaching nations how to live.
Anon, out of the earth a fabric hugeRose, like an exhalation.
Rocks whereon greatest men have oftest wreck'd.
Far off his coming shone.
His words, * * * like so many nimble and airy servitors, trip about him at command.
Squat like a toad, close at the ear of Eve.
A divorce is like an amputation, you survive but there's less of you.
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
We ruined each other by being together. We destroyed each other's dreams.
My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.
Ae fond kiss, and then we sever; Ae farewell and then forever!
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
72 Days is now an official unit of time known as a Kardash.
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
I majored in animal husbandry in college, which is good, because I married a couple of pigs.
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