Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever.

You don't have to have been near death to know . . . what living is all about-but maybe it helps.

For after all, the best thing one can do when it is raining is let it rain.

The nobly born must nobly meet his fate.

Just be yourself, there is no one better.

By happy in your body. . . . It's the only one you've got, so you might as well like it.

Soldiers are citizens of death's gray land.

So my conscience chide me not, I am ready for Fortune as she wills.

I yam what I yam, an' that's all I yam!

But though an old man, I am but a young gardener.

Know that everything is in perfect order whether you understand it or not.

These fellow mortals, every one, must be accepted as they are.

I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.

This book was written using 100% recycled words.

Just remember: It's lonely at the top, when there's no one on the bottom.

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.

Computers are like dogs. They smell fear.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Life'd not be worth livin' if we didn't keep our inimies.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

I'm taking an art class, and the nude model just quit. Because I like to finger paint.

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.

You change your life by changing your heart.

We are to seek wisdom and understanding only in the length of days.

Along the cool sequestered vale of life,
They kept the noiseless tenour of their way.

They live that they may eat, but he himself [Socrates] eats that he may live.

There is only one success-to be able to spend your life in your own way.

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.

A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.

The man who has no inner-life is a slave to his surroundings.