Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
The weather is so very mildThat some would call it warm.Good gracious, aren't we lucky child?...
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
I used to sleep, eat, breathe volleyball. Now I have that with my kids.
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
Children are educated by what the grown-up is and not by his talk.
Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.
The great man is he who does not lose his child's-heart.
What do girls do who haven't any mothers to help them through their troubles?
We are apt to forget that children watch examples better than they listen to preaching.
I've thought about having a family. I just haven't seen any that really appeal to me.
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
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