Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
The weather is so very mildThat some would call it warm.Good gracious, aren't we lucky child?...
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
We all have an interest in making sure teens grow up healthy and drug-free.
While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about.
What do girls do who haven't any mothers to help them through their troubles?
Thus when I shun Scylla, your father, I fall into Charybdis, your mother.
To be in your children's memories tomorrow, You have to be in their lives today.
Attachment parenting is not a passive parenting style.
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
The most effective birth control I know is a toddler with the croup and diaper rash.
I've thought about having a family. I just haven't seen any that really appeal to me.
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
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