Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
The weather is so very mildThat some would call it warm.Good gracious, aren't we lucky child?...
At another yearI would not boggleExcept that when I jogI joggle.
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.
I think God made babies cute so we don't eat them.
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.
We all have an interest in making sure teens grow up healthy and drug-free.
A mother is the truest friend we have . . .
It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was.
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
The well-being and welfare of children should always be our focus.
The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.
Thus when I shun Scylla, your father, I fall into Charybdis, your mother.
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