Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.

Ah! somehow life is bigger after all
Than any painted angel could we see
The God that is within us!

I have nothing to declare except my genius.

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.

Whatever you see - any good results - are all from the pressure.

The good and the wise lead quiet lives.

Good things do not come easy. The road is lined with pitfalls.

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.

Associate yourself with people of good quality, for it is better to be alone than in bad company.

The very spring and root of honesty and virtue lie in good education.

Most good relationships are built on mutual trust and respect.

In dreams the truth is learned that all good works are done in the absence of a caress.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Success is not a good teacher, failure makes you humble.

Murder is a crime. Describing murder is not. Sex is not a crime. Describing sex is.

If you're not yelling at your kids, you're not spending enough time with them.

What is hateful to you do not do to your neighbor. That is the whole Torah. The rest is commentary.

Can you see the sunset real good on the West side? You can see it on the East side too.

Faith ― acceptance of which we imagine to be true, that which we cannot prove.

The only thing more frustrating than slanderers is those foolish enough to listen to them.

Auld Daddy Darkness creeps frae his hole,
Black as a blackamoor, blin' as a mole....

Ice and iron cannot be welded.

He is no wise man that will quit a certainty for an uncertainty.

For each and for all, as for the Royal Navy, the watchword should be, "Carry on, and dread nought."