I do not see my family life in any way, shape, or form as an opportunity for a photo.

My family and I built my whole career from scratch.

I always put clothes and family photos under the mattress, in case the house burns down.

A little more than kin, and less than kind.

The family is a haven in a heartless world.

The financial costs of family breakdown are incredibly high.

It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen, but it's a family thing, and I guess it's clean.

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.

I've thought about having a family. I just haven't seen any that really appeal to me.

I enjoy what I'm able to give my family.

Wit is the lowest form of humor.

Having five children in six years is the best training in the world for Speaker of the House.

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

72 Days is now an official unit of time known as a Kardash.

What do you mean, funny? Funny peculiar or funny ha-ha?

A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.

What does a snail say when he rides on the back of a turtle? "Whee!"

When a thought takes one's breath away, a grammar lesson seems an impertinence.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK?

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy.

After the chills and fever of love, how nice is the 98.6º of marriage!

A good marriage is different to a happy marriage.

Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Marriage isn't a carnival ride.

Marriage is the tomb of love.

I don't know why someone else's marriage has anything to do with me.

Marriage, like death, is a debt we owe to nature.

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

I don't think he cheated on me. During the marriage, I think he was there.

Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man?

God's gifts put man's best dreams to shame.

I am a deeply religious nonbeliever - this is a somewhat new kind of religion.

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.

Religion is never the problem it's the people who use it to gain power.

Prisons are built with stones of law; brothels with bricks of religion.

Religion is the best armour in the world, but the worst cloak.

A legal religion is insufficient to bring the soul into harmony with God.

Religion enables us to ignore nothingness and get on with the jobs of life.

Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect. Religion has the same goal.