You go through life wondering what is it all about but at the end of the day it's all about family.

One day you will do things for me that you hate. That is what it means to be family.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

I really appreciate family. I really can't imagine life without them!

I consider my mom and all my sisters my friends.

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection.

To her, the name of father was another name for love.

The left ask people to believe that there is no conflict between feminism and the family.

I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, As long as I'm living, my baby you'll be.

By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.

I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.

DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.

I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they?

A goal without a plan is just a wish.

Tomorrow is promised to no one.

Is "tired old cliché" one?

I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever.

Blessed is the Second mouse for he shall inherit the Cheese.

Pressure is something you feel when you don't know what the hell you're doing.

When you're eight years old, nothing is your business.

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

The most important thing for a good marriage is to learn how to argue peaceably.

It's not always been a happy marriage. I guess I wanted a quick fix.

I found marriage somewhat stifling. I don't know that I am the kind of man who ought to be married.

I ran to my marriage, I was happily ready to take on marriage.

Marriage has historically been in the domain of the States to regulate.

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

Servant in love and lord in marriage.

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

Alimony --- The ransom that the happy pay to the devil.

Where would Christianity be if Jesus got eight to fifteen years with time off for good behavior?

To be of no Church is dangerous.

Plenty of people are raised Catholic and then aren't Catholic anymore, like any religion.

Any system of religion that has anything in it that shocks the mind of a child, cannot be true.

I have my own religion. I'm sort of one-quarter Baptist, one-quarter Catholic, one-quarter Jewish.

God's people should be baptized because God commanded it, not because some church requires it.

I believe in God, but I'm not too clear on the other details.

The most important part of my religion is to play guitar.

Religion is all bunk.

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God.