I enjoy what I'm able to give my family.

Seeing the family is a very important part of my weekend.

I live quietly at home among my family and friends.

If I were to retire, I would keep my family's interest in the company the same and say, Don't sell.

A little more than kin, and less than kind.

I've always wanted to do a family movie.

America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out.

A dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it.

Make a Goal Box, a chart of positive daily contact with a family when you are working with them.

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection.

Never get married in the morning-you never know who you might meet that night.

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech-every now and then she stops to breathe.

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

I had mixed feelings, like watching your Mother in Law drive over a cliff in your car.

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

People seldom live up to their baby pictures.

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

Last Christmas, I got no respect. In my stocking I got an Odor-Eater.

I can't cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer.

I'm still going on bad dates, when by now I should be in a bad marriage.

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech-every now and then she stops to breathe.

I generally had to give in.

Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.

I might be celibate, but I appreciate the wonder of the sacrament of marriage.

Hail wedded love, mysterious law, true source
Of human offspring.

Women hope men will change after marriage but they don't; men hope women won't change but they do.

Not like this. He wanted it to be real.

Many marriages are simply working partnerships between businessmen and housekeepers.

Marriage is like a formality for me.

Superstition is the only religion of which base souls are capable of.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

I've been a little bit obsessed with religion, without being a religious person, for about a decade.

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god.

What are my sources of strength? My husband and my three kids, my health-care team, and my religion.

Generally speaking, the errors in religion are dangerous; those in philosophy only ridiculous.

The inner spaces that a good story lets us enter are the old apartments of religion.

There is no surer sign of decay in a country than to see the rites of religion held in contempt.

I refuse to be labeled immoral merely because I am godless.

Certain I am, that Christian Religion does no where allow Rebellion.