Such silence has an actual sound, the sound of disappearance.
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
A divorce is like an amputation, you survive but there's less of you.
I majored in animal husbandry in college, which is good, because I married a couple of pigs.
Let not England forget her precedence of teaching nations how to live.
72 Days is now an official unit of time known as a Kardash.
We ruined each other by being together. We destroyed each other's dreams.
Nice people don't necessarily fall in love with nice people.
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