All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
My brain? It's my second favorite organ.
Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities.
The morbid logician seeks to make everything lucid, and succeeds in making everything mysterious.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Of course I'm inconsistent! Only logicians and cretins are consistent!
Logic is one thing and commonsense another.
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.
Logic is in the eye of the logician.
Logic hasn't wholly dispelled the society of witches and prophets and sorcerers and soothsayers.
Logic is logic. That's all I say.
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