All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates.
I recently turned 60 years old. Practically a third of my life is over.
The most beautiful words in the English language are not "I love you," but "It's benign."
Eighty percent of success is just showing up.
Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Logic is in the eye of the logician.
Logic is logic. That's all I say.
The morbid logician seeks to make everything lucid, and succeeds in making everything mysterious.
Logic is neither a science nor an art, but a dodge.
Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities.
Logic hasn't wholly dispelled the society of witches and prophets and sorcerers and soothsayers.
No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical.
You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
Of course I'm inconsistent! Only logicians and cretins are consistent!
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