Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

That was the most fun I ever had without laughing.

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

I used to steal second base, and feel guilty and go back.

Sin brought death, and death will disappear with the disappearance of sin.

I'm so old that when I order a three-minute egg they make me pay up front.

On neither the sun, nor death, can a man look fixedly.

Death is the golden key that opens the palace of eternity.

I shall not wholly die.

I saw few die of hunger of eating, a hundred thousand.

Birth was the death of him.

Life and death are one thread, the same line viewed from different sides.

A man with outward courage dares to die; a man with inner courage dares to live.

For the crown of our life as it closes Is darkness, the fruit there of dust.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Nice dress. Take it off.

Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.

Death should take me while I am in the mood.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Home is the place where, when you have to go there,
They have to take you in.

Remember, the early worm gets devoured by the early bird.

If you're using a dollar store pregnancy test, you're probably pregnant.

Tools were made and born were hands,
Every farmer understands.

Handle your tools without mittens.

The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him.

Evil gains work their punishment.

Nowher so besy a man as he ther was,
And yet he semed bisier than he was.

One must work and dare if one really wants to live.

Ideas are a commodity. Execution of them is not.

The miracle is not that we do this work, but that we are happy to do it.

Some slaves are scoured to their work by whips, others by their restlessness and ambition.