phrases, quotes, aphorisms
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. Humor
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
If life gives you lemons, make some sort of fruity juice. Humor Life
If life gives you lemons, make some sort of fruity juice.
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. Humor Sex
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And it's a train. Humor
There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And it's a train.
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. Humor Love Marriage
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. Humor Pets
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
The early bird gets the worm. I'd rather sleep in and have toaster muffins. Humor
The early bird gets the worm. I'd rather sleep in and have toaster muffins.
I wrote a book under a pen name, Bic. Humor
I wrote a book under a pen name, Bic.
Camping: That's what I call getting drunk outside. Humor Recreation
Camping: That's what I call getting drunk outside.
I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. Humor
I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
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